Why is it when you lose weight it falls off the parts you don’t want it too?
Why is it when you put on weight it sticks to the parts you don’t want it to?
Why is it that people who start sentences with, ‘I don’t like to complain’- yet invariably do?
Why is it that when you have to wait in for a delivery man; the sun starts to shine?
Why is when you want a shop assistant to help you, you can’t find one?
Why is it when you don’t want a shop assistant to help you; there are a plethora of them?
Why is it when you have ordered your meal in a restaurant, you want someone else’s when it arrives?
Why is it when you join any queue, the one next to it always moves quicker?
Why is it when you buy a travel pillow for £7.99 you find one exactly the same in the pound shop?
Why is it people who use the words, ‘In all honesty’ aren’t!
Why is it when you try out a pillow in a shop it is comfortable, yet when you get it home and try to sleep on it - it isn’t.
Why is it when you have been to IKEA and bought a huge flat pack contraption there are cars parked outside your house?
Why is it when you decide to do the cleaning the sun shines and the day becomes hot and a really awful job turns into a sweaty obnoxious one?
All I know is that Murphy can sod off!! (LOL)
Thought for the day: Why not make something of all that wishful thinking!