If you have read my previous blog entitled, ’Husband’s Excuses!’ - then you will realise that I could have grounds for divorce here. But hey I am the bigger person! (Plus the fact, who would unblock the toilet or change the light bulbs?) However I digress, my lovely husband has over the years shown one characteristic which leaves much to be desired and I am sure that lots of you ladies out there cope with the same thing; excuses for not listening to me when I am passing on my infinite wisdom. Here are the latest ten. 1. I was waiting for you to finish. A likely story! 2. I’m sorry but I didn’t quite hear you. Could you speak up! Nonsense he has the hearing of a bat. 3. I was transfixed by the light display. Come on I was trying to enlighten him with my comments! 4. I was distracted by how high we were sitting. I know that he is afraid of heights but honestly Costa Coffee balcony in Next! 5. I was just wondering whether she would buy the blue boots or the brown ones. Who’s she and what boots? 6. I was going through my names. I know that this sounds ridiculous but we were talking about a blog I was thinking of posting about names at the time. But still – time and place! 7. Sorry but he was wrapping up a round mirror and it was intricate. Well, did he manage to do it? 8. My watch buzzed. It does often so...? 9. My eyes don’t stay still; they roam around the room. Heaven help me! 10. I was thinking that would make a good painting. Forgiven! Thought for the day: You don’t have to be perfect to be loved!
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