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EVEN MORE EXCUSES!

19/5/2016

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If you have read my previous blog entitled, ’Husband’s Excuses!’ - then you will realise that I could have grounds for divorce here.

But hey I am the bigger person! (Plus the fact, who would unblock the toilet or change the light bulbs?)

However I digress, my lovely husband has over the years shown one characteristic which leaves much to be desired and I am sure that lots of you ladies out there cope with the same thing; excuses for not listening to me when I am passing on my infinite wisdom.

Here are the latest ten.
1.    I was waiting for you to finish.
A likely story!
 
2.    I’m sorry but I didn’t quite hear you. Could you speak up!
Nonsense he has the hearing of a bat.
 
3.    I was transfixed by the light display.
Come on I was trying to enlighten him with my comments!
 
4.    I was distracted by how high we were sitting.
I know that he is afraid of heights but honestly Costa Coffee balcony in Next!
 
5.    I was just wondering whether she would buy the blue boots or the brown ones.
Who’s she and what boots?
 
6.    I was going through my names.
I know that this sounds ridiculous but we were talking about a blog I was thinking of posting about names at the time. But still – time and place!
 
7.    Sorry but he was wrapping up a round mirror and it was intricate.
Well, did he manage to do it?
 
8.    My watch buzzed.
It does often so...?
 
9.    My eyes don’t stay still; they roam around the room.
Heaven help me!
 
 
10. I was thinking that would make a good painting.
          Forgiven!

Thought for the day: You don’t have to be perfect to be loved!
 
 

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