I have been asked if I make up any of these responses. I can say hand on heart that I have not! The reasons that my lovely husband gives me for not listening are genuine! I hope you enjoy his most recent list! Reasons for not listening: 1. Donald Duck came on the TV. What! How old are you? 2. I was watching TV. Der- the bright lights came on in the box! 3. I was looking at my watch! My fault; I bought it for him at Christmas. 4. I’m sorry but I just blanked you out. Just plain nasty! 5. I noticed that they had toothpicks. You could have ‘picked ‘a better time to notice them. 6. Someone was talking to me! Yeah! ME! 7. I was looking round. DER I could see that – that is why I questioned whether you were listening or not. 8. I heard you but I missed what you said. What!? 9. I’m going to the toilet. I’m actually in the middle of telling you something. 10. I thought you’d finished. You will be -if you're not careful! 11. What? You were talking to me? Who else would I be talking too! 12. I thought that you were stopping to take a breath. Oh! Give me patience! THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: LAUGH OUT LOUD AND OFTEN!
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